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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






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    One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
    $endgroup$
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    Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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$begingroup$


We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






<iframe src="https://xmikee1.github.io/ppcg-leaderboard/?id=185872" width="100%" height="100%" style="border: none;">Oops, your browser is too old to view this content! Please upgrade to a newer version of your browser that supports HTML5.</iframe><style>html,bodymargin:0;padding:0;height:100%;overflow:hidden</style>












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    One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
    $endgroup$
    – Giuseppe
    1 hour ago










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    Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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    – recursive
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$begingroup$


We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






<iframe src="https://xmikee1.github.io/ppcg-leaderboard/?id=185872" width="100%" height="100%" style="border: none;">Oops, your browser is too old to view this content! Please upgrade to a newer version of your browser that supports HTML5.</iframe><style>html,bodymargin:0;padding:0;height:100%;overflow:hidden</style>












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$endgroup$




We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:



  1. Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g. I'm tired or I'm confused).


  2. A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peter follows the same format as I'm hungry).


Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.



Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):



I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python


Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:



I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!


The exact challenge:




  1. Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (I'm <adjective> or I'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.



    • Assume there is no ending punctuation.


    • Assume the word I'm is used and not I am.



  2. Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.


Other stuff:



  • This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.


  • Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.


  • Have fun!



Leaderboard



You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:



  • The name of the language (end it with a comma , or dash -), followed by...


  • The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.


For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).






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    $begingroup$
    One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
    $endgroup$
    – Giuseppe
    1 hour ago










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    Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
    $endgroup$
    – recursive
    47 mins ago












  • 1




    $begingroup$
    One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
    $endgroup$
    – Giuseppe
    1 hour ago










  • $begingroup$
    Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
    $endgroup$
    – recursive
    47 mins ago







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$begingroup$
One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
$endgroup$
– Giuseppe
1 hour ago




$begingroup$
One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
$endgroup$
– Giuseppe
1 hour ago












$begingroup$
Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
$endgroup$
– recursive
47 mins ago




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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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Jelly, 20 bytes



œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


Try it online!



A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



Explanation



œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
Ṛ | Reverse
j⁾, | Join with ", "
;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
“Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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  • $begingroup$
    Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
    $endgroup$
    – connectyourcharger
    2 hours ago










  • $begingroup$
    @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
    $endgroup$
    – Nick Kennedy
    2 hours ago










  • $begingroup$
    Ah, that makes sense
    $endgroup$
    – connectyourcharger
    2 hours ago


















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Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



-4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


Explanation



 # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen


Try it online!






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    Cool! Where's your input?
    $endgroup$
    – connectyourcharger
    3 hours ago










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    @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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    3 hours ago










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    Gotcha. Good answer!
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brainfuck, 164



,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


Try it online!



The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






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    Python 3, 35 bytes





    lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


    Try it online!






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      34 bytes
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    J, 22 bytes



    ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


    Try it online!






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      C (gcc), 59 bytes





      #import<stdio.h>
      int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


      Try it online!



      Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






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        The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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      C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





      n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


      Try it online!






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        Stax, 13 bytes



        â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


        Run and debug it






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          Japt -mR, 18 bytes



          `His3, I'm Japt!


          When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



          Try it






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            Jelly, 20 bytes



            œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


            Try it online!



            A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



            Explanation



            œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
            Ṛ | Reverse
            j⁾, | Join with ", "
            ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
            “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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            • $begingroup$
              Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
              $endgroup$
              – Nick Kennedy
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Ah, that makes sense
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              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago















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            Jelly, 20 bytes



            œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


            Try it online!



            A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



            Explanation



            œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
            Ṛ | Reverse
            j⁾, | Join with ", "
            ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
            “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





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            • $begingroup$
              Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
              $endgroup$
              – Nick Kennedy
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Ah, that makes sense
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago













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            Jelly, 20 bytes



            œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


            Try it online!



            A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



            Explanation



            œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
            Ṛ | Reverse
            j⁾, | Join with ", "
            ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
            “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning





            share|improve this answer











            $endgroup$




            Jelly, 20 bytes



            œṡ⁶Ṛj⁾, ;“Œ1~»“Hi ”;


            Try it online!



            A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.



            Explanation



            œṡ⁶ | Split at first space
            Ṛ | Reverse
            j⁾, | Join with ", "
            ;“Œ1~» | Concatenate " Jelly!" to the end
            “Hi ”; | Concatenate "Hi " to the beginning






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            • $begingroup$
              Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
              $endgroup$
              – Nick Kennedy
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Ah, that makes sense
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago
















            • $begingroup$
              Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
              $endgroup$
              – Nick Kennedy
              2 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Ah, that makes sense
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              2 hours ago















            $begingroup$
            Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            2 hours ago




            $begingroup$
            Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            2 hours ago












            $begingroup$
            @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
            $endgroup$
            – Nick Kennedy
            2 hours ago




            $begingroup$
            @connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
            $endgroup$
            – Nick Kennedy
            2 hours ago












            $begingroup$
            Ah, that makes sense
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            2 hours ago




            $begingroup$
            Ah, that makes sense
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
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            Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



            -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





            ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


            Explanation



             # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
            ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
            $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
            # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
            # -p outputs $_ to screen


            Try it online!






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              Cool! Where's your input?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
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            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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              – Value Ink
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Gotcha. Good answer!
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago















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            Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



            -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





            ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


            Explanation



             # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
            ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
            $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
            # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
            # -p outputs $_ to screen


            Try it online!






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            • $begingroup$
              Cool! Where's your input?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
              $endgroup$
              – Value Ink
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Gotcha. Good answer!
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago













            1












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            1





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            Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



            -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





            ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


            Explanation



             # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
            ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
            $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
            # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
            # -p outputs $_ to screen


            Try it online!






            share|improve this answer











            $endgroup$




            Ruby -p, 32 28 bytes



            -4 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.





            ~/ /;$_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!"


            Explanation



             # -p gets line of input and saves to $_
            ~/ /; # Find first space in $_ using regex
            $_="Hi #$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
            # ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
            # -p outputs $_ to screen


            Try it online!







            share|improve this answer














            share|improve this answer



            share|improve this answer








            edited 38 mins ago

























            answered 3 hours ago









            Value InkValue Ink

            8,145731




            8,145731











            • $begingroup$
              Cool! Where's your input?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
              $endgroup$
              – Value Ink
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Gotcha. Good answer!
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago
















            • $begingroup$
              Cool! Where's your input?
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
              $endgroup$
              – Value Ink
              3 hours ago










            • $begingroup$
              Gotcha. Good answer!
              $endgroup$
              – connectyourcharger
              3 hours ago















            $begingroup$
            Cool! Where's your input?
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            3 hours ago




            $begingroup$
            Cool! Where's your input?
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            3 hours ago












            $begingroup$
            @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
            $endgroup$
            – Value Ink
            3 hours ago




            $begingroup$
            @connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
            $endgroup$
            – Value Ink
            3 hours ago












            $begingroup$
            Gotcha. Good answer!
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            3 hours ago




            $begingroup$
            Gotcha. Good answer!
            $endgroup$
            – connectyourcharger
            3 hours ago











            0












            $begingroup$

            brainfuck, 164



            ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


            Try it online!



            The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






            share|improve this answer









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              0












              $begingroup$

              brainfuck, 164



              ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


              Try it online!



              The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






              share|improve this answer









              $endgroup$















                0












                0








                0





                $begingroup$

                brainfuck, 164



                ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


                Try it online!



                The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.






                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$



                brainfuck, 164



                ,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.


                Try it online!



                The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.







                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered 2 hours ago









                cardboard_boxcardboard_box

                4,0651430




                4,0651430





















                    0












                    $begingroup$


                    Python 3, 35 bytes





                    lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                    Try it online!






                    share|improve this answer









                    $endgroup$












                    • $begingroup$
                      34 bytes
                      $endgroup$
                      – Embodiment of Ignorance
                      44 mins ago















                    0












                    $begingroup$


                    Python 3, 35 bytes





                    lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                    Try it online!






                    share|improve this answer









                    $endgroup$












                    • $begingroup$
                      34 bytes
                      $endgroup$
                      – Embodiment of Ignorance
                      44 mins ago













                    0












                    0








                    0





                    $begingroup$


                    Python 3, 35 bytes





                    lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                    Try it online!






                    share|improve this answer









                    $endgroup$




                    Python 3, 35 bytes





                    lambda s:"Hi"+s[3:]+", I'm Python!"


                    Try it online!







                    share|improve this answer












                    share|improve this answer



                    share|improve this answer










                    answered 1 hour ago









                    StephenStephen

                    7,59723499




                    7,59723499











                    • $begingroup$
                      34 bytes
                      $endgroup$
                      – Embodiment of Ignorance
                      44 mins ago
















                    • $begingroup$
                      34 bytes
                      $endgroup$
                      – Embodiment of Ignorance
                      44 mins ago















                    $begingroup$
                    34 bytes
                    $endgroup$
                    – Embodiment of Ignorance
                    44 mins ago




                    $begingroup$
                    34 bytes
                    $endgroup$
                    – Embodiment of Ignorance
                    44 mins ago











                    0












                    $begingroup$


                    J, 22 bytes



                    ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                    Try it online!






                    share|improve this answer











                    $endgroup$

















                      0












                      $begingroup$


                      J, 22 bytes



                      ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                      Try it online!






                      share|improve this answer











                      $endgroup$















                        0












                        0








                        0





                        $begingroup$


                        J, 22 bytes



                        ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                        Try it online!






                        share|improve this answer











                        $endgroup$




                        J, 22 bytes



                        ', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]


                        Try it online!







                        share|improve this answer














                        share|improve this answer



                        share|improve this answer








                        edited 1 hour ago

























                        answered 1 hour ago









                        JonahJonah

                        3,2881019




                        3,2881019





















                            0












                            $begingroup$


                            C (gcc), 59 bytes





                            #import<stdio.h>
                            int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                            Try it online!



                            Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






                            share|improve this answer









                            $endgroup$












                            • $begingroup$
                              The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                              $endgroup$
                              – Conor O'Brien
                              4 mins ago















                            0












                            $begingroup$


                            C (gcc), 59 bytes





                            #import<stdio.h>
                            int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                            Try it online!



                            Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






                            share|improve this answer









                            $endgroup$












                            • $begingroup$
                              The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                              $endgroup$
                              – Conor O'Brien
                              4 mins ago













                            0












                            0








                            0





                            $begingroup$


                            C (gcc), 59 bytes





                            #import<stdio.h>
                            int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                            Try it online!



                            Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text






                            share|improve this answer









                            $endgroup$




                            C (gcc), 59 bytes





                            #import<stdio.h>
                            int a(char*x)printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);


                            Try it online!



                            Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text







                            share|improve this answer












                            share|improve this answer



                            share|improve this answer










                            answered 1 hour ago









                            Neil A.Neil A.

                            1,518221




                            1,518221











                            • $begingroup$
                              The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                              $endgroup$
                              – Conor O'Brien
                              4 mins ago
















                            • $begingroup$
                              The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                              $endgroup$
                              – Conor O'Brien
                              4 mins ago















                            $begingroup$
                            The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                            $endgroup$
                            – Conor O'Brien
                            4 mins ago




                            $begingroup$
                            The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
                            $endgroup$
                            – Conor O'Brien
                            4 mins ago











                            0












                            $begingroup$


                            C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                            n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                            Try it online!






                            share|improve this answer









                            $endgroup$

















                              0












                              $begingroup$


                              C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                              n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                              Try it online!






                              share|improve this answer









                              $endgroup$















                                0












                                0








                                0





                                $begingroup$


                                C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                                n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                                Try it online!






                                share|improve this answer









                                $endgroup$




                                C# (Visual C# Interactive Compiler), 33 bytes





                                n=>$"Hin.Substring(3), I'm C#!"


                                Try it online!







                                share|improve this answer












                                share|improve this answer



                                share|improve this answer










                                answered 46 mins ago









                                Embodiment of IgnoranceEmbodiment of Ignorance

                                3,549128




                                3,549128





















                                    0












                                    $begingroup$


                                    Stax, 13 bytes



                                    â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                    Run and debug it






                                    share|improve this answer









                                    $endgroup$

















                                      0












                                      $begingroup$


                                      Stax, 13 bytes



                                      â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                      Run and debug it






                                      share|improve this answer









                                      $endgroup$















                                        0












                                        0








                                        0





                                        $begingroup$


                                        Stax, 13 bytes



                                        â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                        Run and debug it






                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$




                                        Stax, 13 bytes



                                        â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ


                                        Run and debug it







                                        share|improve this answer












                                        share|improve this answer



                                        share|improve this answer










                                        answered 42 mins ago









                                        recursiverecursive

                                        5,9641323




                                        5,9641323





















                                            0












                                            $begingroup$


                                            Japt -mR, 18 bytes



                                            `His3, I'm Japt!


                                            When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                            Try it






                                            share|improve this answer









                                            $endgroup$

















                                              0












                                              $begingroup$


                                              Japt -mR, 18 bytes



                                              `His3, I'm Japt!


                                              When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                              Try it






                                              share|improve this answer









                                              $endgroup$















                                                0












                                                0








                                                0





                                                $begingroup$


                                                Japt -mR, 18 bytes



                                                `His3, I'm Japt!


                                                When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                                Try it






                                                share|improve this answer









                                                $endgroup$




                                                Japt -mR, 18 bytes



                                                `His3, I'm Japt!


                                                When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...



                                                Try it







                                                share|improve this answer












                                                share|improve this answer



                                                share|improve this answer










                                                answered 41 mins ago









                                                Embodiment of IgnoranceEmbodiment of Ignorance

                                                3,549128




                                                3,549128



























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